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It all started at the beginning of this semester in HS when i changed math teachers and got Mrs Walsh. My girlfriend was in my new math class but I knew the first day when I walked into the class and saw Mrs Walsh, I would never feel the same about her. That 70 year old foxy lady ensnared me with her grey hair and sexy wrinkles! When Mrs walsh and I saw each other and our eyes locked, we both knew our lives would change forever.

During class I raised my hand as much as possible to hear her soothing voice call my name. The next day when I got called to the teacher's desk, I worked up my courage and asked her out for a few beers. She accepted, but unfortunately we both got a little drunk and things got out of hand. Now she wants me to stay with her forever! But I also don't want to break up with my english teacher, Mr Smith! What do I do?

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Go to your room and write a hundred lines "I must not F**K my teachers!"

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right a book and get a new class

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smoking crack arent u?

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you need some major pysic help that is nasty so nasty

i think i might puke

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What novel are you reading?

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lol

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My words of wisdom consist of the following:

Write a book. Get a psychatrist.

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ok im confused u date ur teachers?

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I hope your kidding, I think she's too old for you and you need to drop the english teacher too, and let go of your girlfriend and move to the lepper islands.

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Play them both, Ms Walsh will soon be resting in peace and you will have the best of both worlds !

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WTF! what grade are you in?! she is 70, you went out, and your still in school?! i say agaiWTF!

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Seriously think about a career writing Harlequin Romances! Have you lived on Fantasy Island long?

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Listen honey, if she's 70, give her some thrills cause she'll be gone in a couple of years. Forget about your English teacher and hook up with the Spanish teacher, can someone say "Culo"!

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quit dating your teachers

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Thanx for the laugh

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Write some more junk so I can get another laugh HOHOHOHO

Seriously it worked for me.....I needed a laugh big time..:)

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you need serious help, try to look in mental institution

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Get mental help.

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my wise words are: GET A LIFE AND STOP SMOKING ur sick dude get help , but like NOW

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are you okay...why this fetish of older teachers when you're still on on your HS? And you have a Mrs. %26amp; a Mr....

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You know for a work of fiction, it isn't half bad...but a bit of critiquing...1. you never mentioned what grade you were in. 2. You shouldn't have made Mrs Walsh so old...40-50 would have been a Lil easier to believe. 3.How is it you dint even have a name for your, I assume, high school aged girlfriend...Go back to your boyfriend Mr Smith and ask him for some tips on fictional writing...Dont be so corny next time..