Thursday, July 23, 2009

What strange things that you've seen in your life?

Okay, I was visiting my family members down in SLC, Utah... Long drive from Copperas Cove, Texas... Anyways, when I got there, my mom and my Grandma cooked a delicious dinner for everyone... After we ate, we just socialized... etc.



All of a sudden, like 5 minutes later this guy opens a door and says... "Has anyone seen, my Stapler? Has anyone seen a stapler around here, hahahaha I lost it!"



And he ran away, and he had grey hair... I don't know what he was thinking, but...we all laughed because he sounded drunk.



What are some strange things that you've seen in your life?



What strange things that you've seen in your life?

The strangest thing I ever saw was the burning man in Venice Ca. I truly do not know how desperate you have to be to light yourself on fire for money.. But hey..



In Alabama (I've lived many places), The strangest thing to me was the tractor races. It was like the hillbilly equivalent to the Doo-Dah parade... A bunch of grown men dressing up their tractors or riding lawn mowers in dresses and painting faces on them. Riding around in beer can hats wearing nothing but speedo's I still have nightmares...



What strange things that you've seen in your life?

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What strange things that you've seen in your life?

i saw a homeless guy pushing around 2 drunk trannys in a shopping cart.......i live in hollywood



What strange things that you've seen in your life?

I've seen a woman in a restaurant chew up noodles in her mouth and spit it back on the spoon and give it to her son. It's strange cuz you don't see it happen but it was kind of sweet since she was so determined to feed her son.



I had to use the washroom at a restaurant once which had only 2 stalls. One was occupied while the other was open but the woman was standing inside not doing her business. She asked me if I wanted to use it, I said yes, and she moved. I had to pee and when I was about to she screams so loud saying that she forgot her gold in there and that she was going come in the stall. I told her to wait until I was done, and than she told me not to flush because she said it might be in the toilet. When I got out of the stall, she said its not here and that I took it. I quickly left the washroom and the restaurant.



What strange things that you've seen in your life?

2 come to mind:



1. When I was about 7 years old, my friends %26amp; I went down to this big lake (where the Gold Cup Races "PIT" is now)...and there was a baptism of Black people going on. They were using an old Ford Model T for a changing 'room' (to change into a white robe), because it was tall and had pull-down blinds (I guess); anyway, after this one woman was immersed (baptised in the lake), %26amp; she was being led back to the old car to get re-dressed and she was overcome with emotion --- screaming "Praise The Lord" ! and before she could get to the car, or be stopped by her friends, she THREW her white robe off...screaming PTL over and over.. and her naked dark body (up to that time I thought black people were only dark where their clothes didn't go! OTFLMAO! )....and her boobs were bouncing as she ran hysterically, and everyone was screaming at her to get in the car! She was SAVED...from sheer emotions if nothing else!



The other was after work in San Francisco, I HAD to use the 'facilities'...and when I came in to the toilet area, a "baglady" was drying herself off with one of those 'blow-driers'...she had one foot on a sink and her skirt up over the blow-drier. I could only IMAGINE what she was trying to dry off. I've never used those again!

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