Say Something Positive?

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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I love you!

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i would sock him!!!!!!!!funny joke though!!!!!!

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Thats halarious

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lol getting old su#k$

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He's in need to take smooth moves classes. What was he thinking? THAT'S NOT POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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How hilarious! XD

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A+A+A+A

:-) that was cute

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LOL !!!!!

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ok...

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lol thanks i needed that

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You seem to be having a great night.

Your hair looks good today.

Wow did you make that dress. I like it.

Love, honey

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Ha ha! nice! ;-)

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well that is a good way to think towards the others.

first he must feel her to know what drives her talking like that

he can say:

honey you are the most valuable lady that supportted me through my life time. you gave me your most sexy, freshness and healthy years in your life, i apperatiate all what you have done to support me

one last thing i still love you whatever the time takes from you.

and i hope you feel the same towards me.

N.B.

== Life is not fair all the time ==

impressed with your high sensivity Qu.

Good Luck

The Rain

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HE Sure is a good observer and I wonder that where he spent the rest of the night at hospital??

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HA HA

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Oh dear think the husband might end up with an early visit to the cemetery lmao.

Star awarded...excellent joke.

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haha