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i go one-day to the swimming pool with my dog. the reason i took my dog was becuz i would like to take it to the park next door. since dogs are not allowed to swim, i tied my poochinovicino(its brasilian and part serbian since the dog migrated to from serbia to brasil and then met me in southampton whilst me and theo bloody walcott decided to run against each other but then a weird french guy with grey hair sed to the theo "u like london", this was an interesting conversation they talked about contracts and plans to replace some french guy who was named after the man who ate to many pies and killed several of his wives, just 4 a laugh) to a railing near the park and i then i went for a swim myself. and then i came back to collect it but it died of heat exhaustion. i was very surprised.

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Hmm.. very good.. more cognac please..

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how long were you gone,

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Okay....how sad.

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who died? the poochinovicino dog?

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Ha ha ha.!!!

Pass the pills son.!!!

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omg thats so sad....why is this in the jokes and riddles section?? you are such a moron!

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Um... huh?