What would you do if you woke up .............?

looked in the mirror and had Alistair Darlings thick black eyebrows and grey hair ?

What would you do if you woke up .............?

Offer an inclusive interview to Jeremy Paxman and go on national TV %26amp; tell everyone that the budget was a big joke and that we are actually going to cut the price of beer, pay off everyone's mortgage and introduce a two day working week. If he asks how we'll pay I'll tell them that all MPs from now on will work for the minimum wage.

What would you do if you woke up .............?

Die. :[

What would you do if you woke up .............?

Id wax my brows and dye my hair

What would you do if you woke up .............?

AHH run

What would you do if you woke up .............?

I would style my new eyebrows with some gel and head out to greet the world!!!

What would you do if you woke up .............?

Get a lobotomy and personality transplant, widen my sphincter to allow Gordo to use me as a glove puppet and get a job as an Alistair Darling lookalike.

What would you do if you woke up .............?

laugh think i was dreaming and go back to sleep :)

What would you do if you woke up .............?

Shoot myself

What would you do if you woke up .............?

OHINE ME AND GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY

What would you do if you woke up .............?

UUUGGGHH. NO

What would you do if you woke up .............?

dye, cut, tweeze and wax til my head exploded with pain!!!

What would you do if you woke up .............?

I have.