A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, 'Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey? Her husband replies, 'Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - It's no use two people remembering the same thing.
Going to a party with you wife, is like going fishing with a game warden.
For twenty years my wife and I were very happy. Then we met.
I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Every time I feel like getting married they send round a woman in curlers to nag me for a while.
If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it's damned near impossible.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Man is incomplete until he married. Then he's finished.
Marriage Again?
LOL! Really funny!
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I love my Ex-wife VERY MUCH...
...and you can to, for just $29.95.
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Very funny good one!
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ha ha ha.10.
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ha ha ha funny
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Very good thanks for the laugh, that's enough to make any man want to stay single lol
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lol
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funny and I've never been married!
Marriage Again?
thanks, that was funny!!!
Marriage Again?
that joke was great very funny
Marriage Again?
lol good one :) !!!
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